Sorry, but there's nothing to see here.
How did you get here anyway?
Did you follow a link?
Well, that link didn't come from me.
Have you been sent here by a search engine?
What did you search for?
There's nothing here after all.
Or did you just wanna browse a little?
In my directory?
Well, to be honest, there's nothing here.
Even if you keep waiting.
There's nothing to come.
Nothing at all.
Not even a bad joke.
And no good joke either.
There won't be any punchline
Please believe me.
There won't even be any stupid game.
I won't play with you!
And you will not be forwarded.
There's absolutely nothing to come. So why bother?
I was just wondering...
...don't you have anything to do?
Or are you testing your patience?
Well I can tell you
You're very patient indeed.
But you won't be rewarded!
Because there's nothing waiting here for you.
You just shouldn't be here.
Whatever it was you came here for in the first place.
Come to think about it...
I could tell you where you can find something interesting.
But I won't!
Because I did tell you that there's nothing waiting for you here.
But you wouldn't listen.
It's your own fault then.
There's nothing here.
I don't hide anything.
When I said that there's nothing here
I did mean just that.
Nothing means nothing.
Zilch - fuck all - rien - nada - niente
Do you know that Bachmann Turner Overdrive song?
It's called You ain't seen nothin' yet
You won't believe what's coming now.